Engrish Music

This one is pretty funny. It arrived as an e-mail from Modern Humorist.

Popular Songs Translated Into Japanese and Then Translated Back into English Using AltaVista's "Babelfish" Translator by Sharon Dynek

Eminem, “Without Me”: “There Is No I”
P. Diddy, “I Need A Girl (Part Two)”: “As For Me The Girl Who Is Needed (As For Section Two)”
The Calling, “Wherever You Will Go”: “As For The Place Where You Go Being Wherever”
George Strait, “Living And Living Well”: “To Live Well, Existence”
Pink, “Don’t Let Me Get Me”: “Me The Fact That I Am Obtained Does Not Have To Be Permitted”
Ludacris, “Move Bitch”: “Portable Female Dog”
Darryl Worley, “I Miss My Friend”: “I Let Escape My Friend”
The Hives, “Hate To Say I Told You So”: “I So Called To Hatred You Who Are Said”
The Strokes, “Hard To Explain”: “In Order To Explain Eagerly”
Bruce Springsteen, “Born To Run”: “It Can Withstand The Fact That It Moves”