What Tha'!?"
Okay, so you may have noticed there's something weird going on here. My "Date With Satan" post "disappeared," and the comments from that post were switched to my "Cat" post. I have no clue as to what has happened or why. At any rate, just so you're not lost, here's the "Date" post again!
“My Date with Satan”
While at the bookstore the other day, not only did I find that the book I went in for was on sale, I also found another book, a collection of short stories titled “My Date With Satan” by Stacey Richter. I’ve only read the first two stories so far, but those were absolutely hilarious! When I got to the counter, the cashier laughed and said, “Wow, I think I could write this book!! No doubt I’ve been on dates with him too!”
Well, I have another date tonight. Hopefully, he won’t be Satan, and won’t even claim to see dead people walking around. Yes, that’s happened and, no don’t even ask because I’m not going into it!!
Friday, August 16, 2002
Thursday, August 15, 2002
me-OW!
Here’s a Purr-sonality Test to find out which breed of cat you most resemble. Apparently, grrlDog is likened to the misunderstood Sphynx. Think “Mr. Bigglesworth” from the Austin Powers movies. (Why am I talking about myself in the third person?)
Here’s a Purr-sonality Test to find out which breed of cat you most resemble. Apparently, grrlDog is likened to the misunderstood Sphynx. Think “Mr. Bigglesworth” from the Austin Powers movies. (Why am I talking about myself in the third person?)
Pace Yourself...
Things have been CRAZY with me lately! I’ve had two incredible days at work on a project I’m not really at liberty to discuss, but let’s just say that I LOVE this job!!! Anyway, since I’ll only be posting occasionally for the next few days, I thought I’d give you guys a few things to entertain yourselves with until I get back.
I'm house hunting and went to check out what seemed like a really cool place. I know. I know... if it sounds too good to be true... Anyway, I was greeted by a rather petite woman who made me think of Snow White or Minnie Mouse - in a pretty scary, “Baby Jane” sort of way. I continued to inspect her as I followed her around the house. "Oh yes, this is the kitchen.”
She was somewhere in her mid 50s; about 4’10” to 5'; dyed black hair - complete with bangs and two ponytails; no eyebrows (other than the penciled in ones that were melting away in this ungodly heat); and bright red lipstick (also melting). I continued to mentally dress her as Snow White, Minnie Mouse or some other cartoon character and with that high-pitched voice, she REALLY could be one of them… “Fill out an application? Sure, that sounds wonderful!" I responded, as she grabbed my attention back to her life story. “And my father never approved of me being a singer. Ya know, I’ve been a singer all my life…”
About 30 d-r-a-w-n o-u-t minutes later, I found out where she’d spent her life as a singer – in DISNEY WORLD!
Things have been CRAZY with me lately! I’ve had two incredible days at work on a project I’m not really at liberty to discuss, but let’s just say that I LOVE this job!!! Anyway, since I’ll only be posting occasionally for the next few days, I thought I’d give you guys a few things to entertain yourselves with until I get back.
I'm house hunting and went to check out what seemed like a really cool place. I know. I know... if it sounds too good to be true... Anyway, I was greeted by a rather petite woman who made me think of Snow White or Minnie Mouse - in a pretty scary, “Baby Jane” sort of way. I continued to inspect her as I followed her around the house. "Oh yes, this is the kitchen.”
She was somewhere in her mid 50s; about 4’10” to 5'; dyed black hair - complete with bangs and two ponytails; no eyebrows (other than the penciled in ones that were melting away in this ungodly heat); and bright red lipstick (also melting). I continued to mentally dress her as Snow White, Minnie Mouse or some other cartoon character and with that high-pitched voice, she REALLY could be one of them… “Fill out an application? Sure, that sounds wonderful!" I responded, as she grabbed my attention back to her life story. “And my father never approved of me being a singer. Ya know, I’ve been a singer all my life…”
About 30 d-r-a-w-n o-u-t minutes later, I found out where she’d spent her life as a singer – in DISNEY WORLD!
Monday, August 12, 2002
“I am already roasted on one side and, if thou wouldst have me well cooked, it is time to turn me on the other.”
That’s right, time to bask in the glow of the annual Perseid meteor shower. Tonight (Monday) between 6 and 9PM the Earth will pass through the densest part of the Perseid stream. You can check here for more information on the Perseid meteor shower.
That’s right, time to bask in the glow of the annual Perseid meteor shower. Tonight (Monday) between 6 and 9PM the Earth will pass through the densest part of the Perseid stream. You can check here for more information on the Perseid meteor shower.
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