Pace Yourself...

Things have been CRAZY with me lately! I’ve had two incredible days at work on a project I’m not really at liberty to discuss, but let’s just say that I LOVE this job!!! Anyway, since I’ll only be posting occasionally for the next few days, I thought I’d give you guys a few things to entertain yourselves with until I get back.

I'm house hunting and went to check out what seemed like a really cool place. I know. I know... if it sounds too good to be true... Anyway, I was greeted by a rather petite woman who made me think of Snow White or Minnie Mouse - in a pretty scary, “Baby Jane” sort of way. I continued to inspect her as I followed her around the house. "Oh yes, this is the kitchen.”

She was somewhere in her mid 50s; about 4’10” to 5'; dyed black hair - complete with bangs and two ponytails; no eyebrows (other than the penciled in ones that were melting away in this ungodly heat); and bright red lipstick (also melting). I continued to mentally dress her as Snow White, Minnie Mouse or some other cartoon character and with that high-pitched voice, she REALLY could be one of them… “Fill out an application? Sure, that sounds wonderful!" I responded, as she grabbed my attention back to her life story. “And my father never approved of me being a singer. Ya know, I’ve been a singer all my life…”

About 30 d-r-a-w-n o-u-t minutes later, I found out where she’d spent her life as a singer – in DISNEY WORLD!