Cooking Monkey Homestyle!

What the hell is with the spam mail I'm getting lately?!! Minnie mentioned something about weird spam the other day. Since then I've been keeping tabs on the Subject lines of my Junk Mail folder. Here's a sampling of what I've found:

1. "Boys and Dogs, Dogs with Girls, Farm Orgy & more!" yee haw.
2. "Wanna See How Wild Monkeys Have Fun Eith Young Girls?!" no.
3. "Hot Rape Videos" gee, I can't wait to see that one.
4. "Mad Donkey Rapes Young Girl." and this is entertainment?
5. "Fresh Free Porn!!" and what, someone would pay for stale, rotten porn? wait. don't answer that.