Roadkill Surprise

No, I’m not talking about what I made for dinner last night. I’m talking about what I saw on the side of the road last night when I drove to get my pup a new bag o’ grub.

A dead squirrel on the side of the road; not an uncommon sight, right? I bet that’s what the crows thought when they sidled up and started to peck at it. Well, imagine their surprise (and mine!) when the not-dead-yet squirrel jumped up and took a swing at the nearest crow! “Who the HELL do you think you’re peckin’ at?!! Damn! I try to get some rest and look at what happens! C’mon! You want summa dis?!”

I swear I almost hit another car because I was laughing so hard and paying more attention to this scene than the traffic in front of me!